"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."
— Kurt Vonnegut (via jackieetran)

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My nephew and mom were reading the paper together today and he says “nana, we’re like husband and wife reading the paper over breakfast in the morning”
😍😍😍😍😍

Vodka watermelon slush to celebrate a long Labor Day weekend? I think yes

Vodka watermelon slush to celebrate a long Labor Day weekend? I think yes

I need to date someone with Amazon Prime

I need a running partner

(Side note: autocorrected to rubbing partner, and I need one of those too)

"Most people who are attracted to men enjoy some sort of male attention, but not all of us enjoy it from any man, at any time, in any place. Kind of like I love pizza, but I don’t want people to shove pizza in my face every time I leave my apartment. Actually, I would probably start to kind of hate pizza if that happened, especially if trying to refuse the pizza led to slurs and threats of violence."

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Don’t speak to me unless you have treats

Omg yes

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This bath is too fucking hot

This bath is too fucking hot

Making (healthy) French onion soup and my apartment smells amazinggggg

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